ROGUES GALLERY
A collection of strange dudes. Stats are pulled from La CIA's file.
Number 44, New Series 864,962
We don't know if they have any powers, or how old they are, but we do know they are in North America, and we know they are addicted to the telephone. We urge you to never contact this individual. Instead track their latest movements on the Youtube website.
FUN FACT Wants to go to Canada
SAD FACT Has never been to Canada.
Camera Man
Who could this be? They were promised 5 dollars for this gig but I don't think they will get paid. Not that they seem to mind.
FUN FACT They sure know their way around a camera
PERSONALITY FACT They are pretty jolly. nothing bad happens to them.
Mysterious Agent
An odd one. Seems to be keeping tabs on alien activity. Are they from La CIA?
We can be sure they will be making an appearance soon. Keep your eyes peeled.
FUN FACT Uh I got nothing.
BEAUTY FACT Isn't their hair amazing?
Mugger
Tried to steal. Assumed dead at the moment. Crime doesn't pay, kids.
FUN FACT They look shifty. In high school they were voted most likely to be shifty.
HISTORY They were raised by a particularly maternal knife. One tough guy.